Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Day two 3/9/2010

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, I made it through day two!

Last night I slept well. I awoke this morn, right on time and began my day.  I first I thought that I would try and skip my morning coffee,  That seemed to go okay, for the first hour or so but then I went off the rails.  I put the cat in the freezer, flushed my breakfast down the toilet and  I'm not going to tell you where I had my morning constitutional, but my neighbors' plants will likely do well this spring!  Okay, that's not quite what happened... but it could have!  I gave in a drank a cup of organic, grown on the sunny side of the mountain, harvested by....... fuck, you get the idea!   I drank a cup of good (healthy?) coffee and I felt much better.

I am trying to have small meals every few hours, in order to .... I have no clue.  Keep my metabolism up?  Anyway I eat every few hours and I never seem to get too hungry before the next meal time rolls around.

Two foods that I am incorporating into each days meal plan (that I have yet to tell you about) are Flax seed Oil and Organic unfiltered apple cider vinegar.  There seems to be a lot of people touting them and none, that I've found speaking against them.  The flax seed oil it not too bad tasting, a little more woody or Earthy than most other salad oils.  The cider vinegar is great!  I could drink this stuff from the bottle.  The only thing that pisses me off is that they have the "Christian" fish on the label, along with 3 John 2.  Now I am all for freedom of religion, Hell, I'm for all freedom... well up to a point, total Anarchy would be going a little too far.  But I digress.  I'm not sure why it pisses me off to see a company put their faith on display on their products but it does.  That's between you, your family, friends and your priest, dominatrix or toaster.  Leave me out of it!  That said, I looked up 3 John 2 and basically it reads;  "Dear friend, and I pray that all goes well for you. I hope that you are as strong in body, as I know you are in spirit"  That's not so bad... still...


All in all, so far so good.  I have no idea if I'm loosing weight and I will not, until next Monday but I'm suffering no ill effects, save for pissing more often than a cocker spaniel at a fireworks display.

On that note, I have to pee!

Goodnight, check in tomorrow!
Bald Bill

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